Being the wonderful son that I am I visited mom and took her out for lunch. In addition to that I took out her garbage, washed her car, and filled up her car with gas. For some reason mom does not like to put gas in her car. For good measure I checked the oil in her car.
I am so far ahead of my sister on points I am sure I have cemented my position as mom's favourite. After all, isn't making your siblings look bad the true spirit of Mother's Day?
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ReplyDeleteNews flash - you can do all that, and more, for a parent and still not be the favorite. They will make excuses as to why 'the favorite' wasn't present.
ReplyDeleteTrue enough. This was an attempt at humour.
Delete"Ahead on points", I thought it was funny!
DeleteLOL, the points game is well and truly in play around here. When my son came to take me out to lunch, he asked if I had heard from my daughter yet. "Not yet, but I'm sure I will hear from her." Then I see him texting like crazy. He was texting his sister to tell her he was now #1 and way ahead in points...
ReplyDeleteI bet she doesn't like having to pump her own gas. No one has attendants anymore except Domo.
ReplyDeleteHere here! I live 1300 miles away from my mom so a visit is challenging, but I sent her two separate Mother's Day cards a few days apart, just to make sure I remained the favorite kid.
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